Stolen from KeeeeeeeenBeanz, because I was ordered to.

Note - to play, open Google and enter statements using your own name obviously XD


Sarah needs...
Sarah needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning
I wonder if it goes off before or after I hand it to him and who 'he' is...

Sarah looks like...
Sarah looks like she's confused by the bottle and the cup.
What? Mastering the change from bottle to sippy cup is a hard thing to grasp...

Sarah says...
Sarah says she's not marrying Jimmy Kimmel.
Clearly that Sarah girl is sane.

Sarah does...
Sarah does not eat humans.
...as far as you know... >.>

Sarah hates...
Sarah Hates Your Movie
It's true.

Sarah asks...
Sarah asks: Has a Woman Ever Been Knighted?
It's a good question! I bet you were all wondering it, too!

Sarah likes...
Sarah likes to be in control and she appears to have some issues with attachment. She can exhibit temper tantrums, be defiant and uncooperative.
I DEFY YOU! butdon'tleaveme

Sarah eats...
Ex-Sex Slave Sarah Eats Sushi
Only ex because I graduated to Mistress >.> muahahaha

Sarah wears...
Sarah wears granny panties!!
<.< Wha? You'd wear 'em, too, after having to wear sex slave underwear.

Sarah gets...
Sarah Gets Dressed.
Well, I need something to cover the granny panties...

Sarah sees...
Sarah sees Abraham again, but now she is the high priestess, the most revered woman in Sumeria
That's right, I'm a high preistess, my gift is seeing visions of dead presidents.

Sarah hears...
Sarah hears Josh calling out to her urgently.
I'll bet he's wondering what ol' Abe is up to now-a-days.

Sarah smells...
Sarah Smells Like Poo
Well, what can ya do?

Sarah tastes...
Sarah tastes like sunshine dust
I wonder if sunshine dust burns your tongue...

Sarah feels...
Sarah Feels Bad About Paris Joke
...LIES

Sarah tags...
Sarah tags Matt as spouse
>.>

Sarah goes...
Sarah goes on the prowl.
..for more redheads for her harem.